Friday, April 18, 2008

Penis is a funny word

After some research and some thinking I think I am going to submit a mother daughter story to the author who commented in my last entry. The only problem??? I have no idea where to start. There is so much! Ups and downs, happy and sad, life and death.... where do you start? Maybe that's a thought for a day when it isn't SUNNY and 70 DEGREES outside.

Oh yeah, SPRING HAS SPRUNG PEOPLE. THANK GOD. Today I got the kitchen cleaned and ready for spring, I also got laundry started WITH the only items of summer clothing the children have that still fit them.... and thats not much. lol. Damn kids are growing. WHY??? WHYYYYYYYY??????

Kevin and Bailee go with Allyn tonight. THANK GOD. I am in SUCH a need for a break. I love my kids, but having Kevin home all week has made for a BUSY week and LOTS of sibling fighting. OMG the fighting. Kevin has officially taken on the KNOW IT ALL attitude. It drives me insane. INSANE. But, I realize its a phase and I realize that there's not much I can do about it but still.... I.N.S.A.N.E.

Did I mention that my 3 year old called me a penis the other day? I should probably clarify why he called me a penis. He thought I said Penis when I was talking about "felix" our cat. So he said "no your a penis"..... and yeah, I laughed. So did he. Lets pray he doesn't call his PreK teacher a penis and we will be set.

I don't mince words when I am trying to teach them their body parts. Although I have been known to call the V a HOOHA and the Penis a Peeper. We have started the correct names. That's why he thought it was funny to call me a penis the other day. I am totally admitting that it WAS in fact funny to hear my 3 year old say a grown up word. Atleast he has stopped saying FUCK and DAMMIT. right?

haha... Im kidding.

Anywhooooooooooooo.... here's to having a fan-fucking-tastic weekend. WOOOOOOOOT!


Ladiebug said...

Oh my gosh Amelia has been saying the F word after daddy dropped something on his toe and said it. Most of the time she says "F@$%K Ka (Kaila)!" when Kaila told her not to do something. Today in Target she kept taking the huge ball we were buying and throwing it out of the cart. So I asked Kaila to hold it and she got mad, pointed at Kaila and screamed, " F#@K Ka, Gimme ball!" Poor Kaila is getting it used on her all the time. One time she was having a conversation of words we didnt know and in the middle was a F bomb. We have no idea what she was talking about. It was funny at first but we always turn our heads and try to ignore it or even say, "Oh you mean (insert some word that begins with F here)" and she corrects us and says the word again. My sister has no idea what to do about it. I myself have been telling her it hurts Kailas feelings when she calls her that but she just doesnt understand....such a potty!

divorcedandsassy said...

Lindsy that is the funniest story I have ever heard. I mean I know its a bad thing to have a toddler repeat not so good words.. especially in public... but the fact that it sounds like FUCKA is sooooo funny. But yeah, its hard not to laugh, but then after awhile it gets old and time for soap ;)


Special K said...

Ayden doesn't call his anything yet. I think that will change once potty training begins though.
I am glad you have Spring in Buffalo! YAY!

Special K said...

OH!! I am gonna tell a story on myself.
When I was 4 or 5 my Mom told me the "proper" words Vagina and Penis.
She said I didn't make much of it and thought it had sunk in and then later on that day I asked her...
"Mom? What were those Spanish words again?"

OK in my defense they do kinda sound south of the border..OH. HA HA South of the BOrder, I didn't think of that one.
OK I need to go to bed. Long weekend here.